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Written by Administrator   
Monday, 23 April 2007

Coming Clean...

Dust, dirt, spyware, and worse wreak havoc on delicate computer components and nothing assures a healthy computer more than regular maintenance. Humanode offers service contracts ranging from monthly, 3 month, 6 month, and yearly. Our goal is to assure your computer is performing at its best and providing you ample security while online.

Cleaning your computer has a 3 fold affect:

  • Reduces mental as well as physical stress
  • Reduces your exposure to harmful bacteria
  • Helps keep your computer system healthy longer

Simply cleaning your monitor has amazing physiological and psychological benefits by reducing the stress you place on your eyes. Cleaning your keyboard and mouse not only reduces your chance of bacterial infection but makes the devices function properly. Cleaning your computer systems desktop of outdated and unused files and programs makes finding what you need much simpler. Cleaning the internals of your computer system reduces the burden placed on its components by dust and other particulate matter. Additionally this dust won't be cycled back into the air you breathe by the fans within the computer housing. Knowing you are safe online also provides a bit of relief as well.

So, when you are ready to come clean, just contact us and we'll get on the job!

Clean Inspect/Correct/Verify Maintain
Keyboard Connectors Critical Updates**
Monitor External Cabling System Diagnostics
Mouse Internal Card Seating Security Analysis
Computer Exterior Video Settings Virus Removal
Fan Housing Audio System Spyware Removal
Floppy Drives Peripherals Network Performance Check**
Optical Drives USB Ports Wireless Analysis
Scanner Internal Power Cables Clean Up Temporary Files
Printer Internal Drive Cables Clean Up Registry
Computer Interior Drive Inspection  
**Internet connection required    

Maintenance begins by disconnecting power to the computer system and removing its case. A vacuum or compressed air is used to remove dust and other particulate matter from the computer system's interior. Once the interior is clean, all memory modules, miscellaneous modem, video, nic, and controller cards, are checked for proper "seating". The data and power cables are also inspected for wear and proper insertion.

Prior to reassembly, power is restored to the system, the CPU heat sink and power supply fans are then inspected to assure they are functioning properly. Once the component and cable inspection is completed the case is reassembled.

Next our attention focuses on the computer system's peripheral components, i.e. the printer/scanner and/or external USB devices, cleaning, vaccuming and inspecting their connections as well.

Once this procedure is completed the computer will be rebooted. Floppy and Optical drives are then inspected and if necessary cleaned and their operation verified.

Upon completion of the physical cleaning procedure and inspection, system performance will be taken into account. The system is thoroughly scanned for malware and if found removed.

Next we inspect the operating system to assure operating system critical updates are installed.

The next procedure involves removing temporary files files from your system, these occur naturally when you surf the web or install/uninstall software from your system, since they are not required any longer they will be removed from your system recovering valueable storage space. Your system registry will also be checked and cleaned as well.

Next, additional tests are run to benchmark your network performance and evaluate your protection while online.

In conclusion, the proper functioning of your computer is verified.

Performing these procedures take approximately 1.5 to 2.5 hours depending on the condition and age of the computer, and requires your system be functional.

Once system maintenance is complete, you will be provided a handwritten summary detailing the health of your computer. Any areas requiring further attention such as defective hardware or security vulnerabilities or any defective hardware will be disclosed.

 

Last Updated ( Monday, 23 April 2007 )
 
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